imagine you’re frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing “falalalala~”, occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you’re pissing him off. that’s what it’s like to be on the internet.
werewolf youtubers be like “lycan subscribe” but fungus/alga symbiote youtubers be like “lichen subscribe” but also ions or neutral molecules bonded to a central metal atom or ion youtubers be like “ligand subscribe” thanks ill be here all week
i ran the whole marathon on this one and you let it flop. i did so much googling.
aristocrat doms delegating corporal punishments to their secretary named after sewing room detritus be like
i like the term “gallows humor” because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like “i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution”
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