luke

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today i walked in on my dad shoving a replica of the elder wand up his ass while wearing a superwholock shirt and I said “dad today I murdered a bunch of homophobes!!” And he shouted “GOOD! Death to all cis scum! Fuck capitalism!” And then we ate pizza and made out

awwww-cute:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild

warchief:

unit03:

zellah4:

cucumbers are essential 

for throwing into the garbage 

justin i will beat your ass to hell over this post

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2014 internet atheist bro: so tragic that the great artists of the renaissance forced to paint jesus over and over
2119 communist anime cyborg: the golden age of AAA console gaming...wasted on military shooters....like tears in the rain

rock-lee:

the only feds i will ever trust image

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babrahamlincoln:

sext: take my glasses and put them down in a safe place before we start making out

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galacticamaru is a prokaryotic being

progress