one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
um, sweetie, kosovo IS serbia (:
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just hire the xkit guy i dont think u understand how much harder u are making things for yourself hire him hire the fucking xkit guy
suck me up, scotty
please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he’s too powerful
*pops head in the door*
hi, me again
i look better than your boyfriend
i played the Pokemon drinking game where you have to drink every time they say “pokemon” and needless to say it was 5 minutes in that I had to stop to prevent my death